June 2012
Anonymous asked: You don't get to keep Parker???!
May 2012
amethyst-flask:
really pissed
yo, me too.
My car overheated again today so now its in the shop.
AND I’m about to go move in with my aunt & uncle.
I feel ya sista I ffffffffeeeeeeeel ya.
I'm uh....I'm pretty bored.
So, I’m making a movie to commemorate Laura & Cody’s relationship.
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I asked Andrea if I could sleep out tonight & she...
“No not tonite”
I wonder how many times I’ll even sleep out during the summer.
I wonder how many times I’ll sleep out while I’m living there.
I think I’m going to keep count.
I think I might move in with Bonnie.
from Grizzly Bear to Gucci Mane
I really hate doing dishes in the morning.
Especially when they aren’t my dishes.
Whyyyyyyy did I agree to drive Harry to...
amethyst-flask:
islikejesus:
amethyst-flask:
There’s this girl who has a “truly blessed” tramp stamp and “key to my heart” tattooed around her nipple. And they’re done by some random black dude in a basement. Greatest part is she claims to be “keepin it classy”
It’s so gross. Why are such gross girls allowed to exist.
yo if Alexis hears/sees you talkin smack you might get hit
Dude...
btDUBZ
the touch pad works
yay!
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amethyst-flask:
There’s this girl who has a “truly blessed” tramp stamp and “key to my heart” tattooed around her nipple. And they’re done by some random black dude in a basement. Greatest part is she claims to be “keepin it classy”
It’s so gross. Why are such gross girls allowed to exist.
yo if Alexis hears/sees you talkin smack you might get hit
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slurringthepunks asked: i'm going to make one of these my background
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WHY DOESN'T THIS TOUCHPAD WORK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT...
THE FIRST ONE HAD A FUCKED UP MAJORLY DEFECTED SCREEN
AND NOW THIS ONE HAS A DEFECTED TOUCH PAD
WHATTHEFUCK
HOW CAN I FACEBOOK OR TUMBL WITH A BAD TOUCHPAD
#firstworldproblems
#stupidwhitegirlproblems
Starvin grampy
Grampy: Hey! Who here is gonna buy us food? Can you get us some food? There isn't any food in here!
Bonnie: Uh huh
Grampy: Please! Please get some food. There's no food here. Here, take the card. Take her, her or whoever....just go. Please!
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